|Hey, lady, get off my porch!
What the hell? I've already given you my zucchini, now you want my freaking house? I'll grant that they're animals and that they have as much right to tromp around in my veggies as any other wild creature that doesn't have a proper habitat because we humans have taken up all their living space. I'll even grant them my zucchini, though it sucks to have a 4 foot wide plant covered in blossoms that doesn't yield a single veggie because of these little bandits.
But when you invade the physical structure of my house? Game on, little man. Game on.